Privacy Policy

We don’t want your data. We don’t collect and/or store your data. You aren’t that important.

Who we are

Our website address is:


If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.

When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.

Who we share your data with

Nobody. We don’t have any of your data to begin with.

What rights you have over your data

You can request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes. The request would be a waste of your time, and ours.

Where your data is sent

You honestly don’t want us to answer that. (up your butt)

You read this far and still think we’re after your data? #shinobidontplaythat

Google Ads and such

  • Third party vendors, including Google, use cookies to serve ads based on your previous visits to this website or other websites.
  • Google’s use of advertising cookies enables it and its partners to serve ads to you based on your visit to this site and/or other sites on the Internet.
  • You may opt out of personalised advertising by visiting Ads Settings. Alternatively, you can opt out of a third-party vendor’s use of cookies for personalised advertising by visiting
  • Third-party vendors and ad networks may serve ads on this site.
  • You can opt out of some third-party vendors’ uses of cookies for personalised advertising by visiting

Some extra legal stuff…

Google Play and the Google Play logo are trademarks of Google LLC.

App Store and iPhone are trademarks of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries.